So, not more than two minutes ago, Will asked me if it would be possible for Derek Jeter to perform the sexual act known colloquially as "the shocker" on a dude. I said no, that the act requires the participation of a lady.
I'd recommend our prim, church-going readers who may be unaware of what a "shocker" either check out this or this. Oh, no, wait. I'm sorry. I'd recommend our readers NOT do that.
Why would Will need to know such a thing? He claims there's a perfectly good explanation, and it's on the beat bike blog. I'm calling bullshit on that, even though it gave me a chance to throw in a site link. I think the real explanation is that it's way too hot outside for anybody to think rationally.
Even Will, who's no jive turkey.
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