W: That's why I'm gonna miss your sparkling-wine like personality.
A: Are you saying my personality is something you give to 15-year-old girls so they get drunk enough to make out with you?
W: What I'm saying is that you're like champagne, and that means there is sex in the champagne room. Wait. Is that a compliment?
A: Honestly, there was so much bizarre imagery zooming through my head I don't even want to try making sense of it.
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